While we're sitting there, a motorcycle cop (or maybe he's a hunky male stripper in a motorcycle cop costume it's hard to tell the difference in this town) zooms by with his flashers on and blocks the street. The bartender is blasting Suicidal Tendencies and wearing a Descendents t-shirt (Milo Goes to College).
They're a place where you can get a drink, break up with your boyfriend, and tune up your motor scooter.
